Owed to The Hitchhikers GuideThere once lived a simple man,
His name was Arthur Dent lets say,
And now imagine if you can,
He lay outside his house one day,
So the greedy bastards from town hall,
Wouldn’t blow his home away.
And lying there, how could he know,
The entire earth would soon explode.
His Home,
His Family,
His Tea,
Left so far below.
His friend Ford took him away,
Beamed him right up,
(Arthur needed to pee)
Don’t forget your towel,
He said,
Its the only thing you’ll need.
So they ended up on a Vogon Spaceship,
And Ford he said,
Well lets just face it,
We better hitch a ride real soon,
And eat those peanuts don’t just Owed to The Hitchhikers Guide by #hoopy-froods
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The Tea Song*shower starts*
I drank tea in the sun,
I drank tea in the snow,
I drank tea all year round,
In a place called HOME,
That was oh-so long ago,
And now there is just ONE thing left to saaaay,
CANT LIVE WITHOUT TEA
OH CANT YOU SEE
TEA AND ME
WAS MEANT TO BE
I tried to make tea on this spaceship,
But all that I could see
Was something almost,
But not entirely,
Completely unlike tea,
So I gave it a try and spat it back out,
It said Share and Enjoy
I said Shut Your Big Fat Mouth
CANT LIVE WITHOUT TEA
OH AND YOU SEE
TEA AND ME
WAS MEANT TO BE
And now I have a bone in my beard,
And my lack of insanity is about to disappear,
N The Tea Song by #hoopy-froods
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